bowling alley - a roblox machinima fave: i wanna go bowling*phone pickup* fave: bagel, cousin, want to go bowling?bagel: no *hangup*fave: aw *fave receives call*rdubs: fave, cousin, want to go bowling?
fave: we're cousins?rdubs: uh, no fave: then why did you say that?rdubs: it's a reference... fave: yeah reference this, meet me at thebowling alley at 2 am tonight rdubs: won't that be trespassing?fave: what are you, a pussy?
rdubs: yesfave: oh *bowling alley, 2am*fave: okay, we gotta climb through this air vent and crawl in*fave makes noises and stuff and falls in* *rdubs just walks through the front door*rdubs: fave, the front door was unlocked fave: well damn, the security here is shit!rdubs: we need some bowling shoes! fave: where would you find that?*fave runs around* fave: where is it! where is it!rdubs: fave, it's right here, right by the entrancefave: i knew that rdubs: suuuure you did...fave: ay check this out, a popcorn machine!
rdubs: how long do you think that popcornhas been there? *fave eating popcorn*fave: *eating* what? what do you mean? rdubs: that has probably been sitting therefor weeks fave: *eating* i dont carerdubs: whatever, let's bowl, man! fave: which alley do we choose though?rdubs: 6 6 6 6 6 6! fave: are you trying to summon satan?rdubs: no, there's a big light over it fave: oh, cool!rdubs: you ready? fave: wait! look! somebody left a plate ofspaghetti on the table rdubs: fave i don't have any more time foryour dumb jokes
fave: no, forreal, cmere!rdubs: darn, there's a note too! fave: what does it say?rdubs: if you're reading this it's too late fave: what is that, some half-assed drakereference rdubs: yeahfave: oh rdubs: let's bowlfave: ladies first rdubs: that's why you should go firstfave: i am what i eat rdubs: that's cannibalism dudefave: wha- no- ugh *fave rolls ball and misses every pin*rdubs: you suck fave fave: and you swallowrdubs: yes, i have a tendency to swallow food
when i eat itfave: oh, i usually just spit it out into another person's mouthrdubs: you're not a bird, fave fave: but i'm so flyrdubs: you're so gross, get out of the way, watch and learn*rdubs gets a strike* rdubs: that's how we do it in canadafave: man, you prolly rubbed maple syrup on your ballrdubs: it's not cheating fave: but it's unethicalrdubs: go, fave, it's your turn fave: this is unfair*fave runs and tries to throw ball but it's stuck to his hand*fave: the ball is stuck to my hand!
rdubs: i must've applied too much syrupfave: this is completely unjust! rdubs: whatever fave, i'm outta herefave: you're no fun rdubs: i'm surprised you didn't make a singleball pun the entire time we were here fave: yeah, it took a lot of ballsrdubs: oh my god fave: well almostrdubs: i'm out fave: i don't feel very well... uhhhhrdubs: fave, your head is turning green! fave: it must've been the popcorn!*uuhhh* *outro*
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